I had previously decided that I would forgo the bouquet toss, for a few reasons.
1. I think it is rude and weird to single out (pun intended, because come on) the unmarried people.
2. My bouquet is made of wire and throwing it at people would be tortious.
But over the weekend I was looking at the proof book for my cousin’s recent wedding. Rocky and Lauren had a very traditional wedding (which I realize sounds like an insult when you say that on a wedding blog, but I don’t mean it as an insult because I’m not cool like that and I’m also not a jerk.) So of course they had the bouquet toss. And the photos of it are just adorable. And looking at them made me have a pang of… “we should do that.”
Plus there is the fact that I caught the bouquet at my soon-to-be sister-in-law’s wedding, which was awesome. She threw it right at me, but I’m still proud of myself for catching it. And I was so excited and happy. I screamed like a warrior who’d just torn off her opponent’s head with her bare hands. Shouldn’t I pay that joy forward?
And I really want Collin to have to take off my garter with his teeth.
And because I don’t want to take out anyone’s eye…
You can add your own answers to that poll, so if you have a great idea for a thing to toss, please share!